box trap

A commonly employed female system for controlling a man using emotional and physical tactics. Akin to a penile gulag.

After dating for several years, Michelle had successfully caught Pete in her box trap.

Like a Chinese finger cuff, box traps set by females tighten as the male prey helplessly thrashes.

by darkstar9 May 17, 2009

Llama boxing

when all players gang up on the N00b
usually in Super Smash Bro's

"i've never played before"
"Then it's Llama boxing time!"

by Angry7019 October 14, 2009

Excuse Box

Usually a container (but not limited to) one may store a collection of deceptive excuses.

Another example of an Excuse box may be Post-It notes with excuses on each note.

Guy: So when are we going to have sex?

Girl: Well the thing is... I have AIDS.

Girl 2: I should really add that to my excuse box.

by Ilikeyouulol December 3, 2009

H.S. BOX

A High school girl's vagina

Wanna go to the highschool football game. Sure, Ill slam some H.S. BOX tonight.

by berniejohnson January 11, 2008

Watermelon Box

A Styrofoam cooler, likely purchased by a red neck, used to ice watermelons, beer, and occasionally black market kidneys.

When the back alley surgeon produced a watermelon box, Scott knew he was not going to get that laser eye surgery.

by InspectorGadget38 May 16, 2008

Bucket Box

The end result of a girls "cookie" after one to many "gangbang" and/or fisting scenes..

It was a whole team effort to fill her bucket box!

by miss kali kaos March 15, 2009

Offal Box

Offal Box is old time Australain slang for a meat pie

John went to the deli to get a Offal Box for lunch

by Aussie John March 21, 2009