opposite of reading a book

playing Fortnite.

A: What are you doing?

B: Playing Fortnite!

A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.

by fortnitegod42069 April 24, 2023

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18 bang book

The list of 18+ people that a 17 year old wants to bang or do sexual activities with when they are 18 years of age (the normalized age of consent globally)

I’m definitely putting Mark Zuckerberg in the 18 bang book meta quest is too good for zuck to not get fucked

by Thatsabruhmoment July 5, 2023

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A large paper document in the office that has a short lifespan. The reason? Nowadays, as more offices go the "paperless" route, documents are scanned electronically and the originals discarded and shredded. Often, a "book" has several portions, each portion stapled, quite a nuisance to remove in order not to jam the electronic scanner.

I hate getting a book with a hundred staples in it---it's the bane of my existence at my office when I scan it in!

by pentozali October 16, 2012

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Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.

1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"

by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017

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leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023

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