Asshole Kick 

an asshole kick is a kick straight in the crack for something they did making them be a complete asshole.

Dude why u flick me?" KICK! in the crack. "Why did u give me an asshole kick?

Asshole Kick by Bron2lee April 4, 2011

asshole scissoring

When two beautiful women with two very fine asses rub their assholes against each other in the same fashion as vaginal scissoring.

The first documented instance of Asshole Scissoring happened in Lagrange, IL on 03/02/14 by Jennifer L and Alison E.

asshole scissoring by captainmark March 11, 2014

Pre-Asshole 

When a random person nearly oversteps his or her physical or emotional bounds when doing normal tasks such as driving.

C: 'What the hell is that guy up to in the car in front of us?'

B: 'He is just exercising his pre-asshole rights!'

Pre-Asshole by thtplc July 22, 2010

Fractal Asshole 

A person who is an asshole at any distance. When you get closer and closer to them there's just more asshole. Likewise, as you get further away from them they are still an asshole.

Evan was such a fractal asshole to the girls in his first year at Lewis & Clark, that they all made sure to tell their friends and the incoming freshmen not to sleep with him.

Fractal Asshole by LCgirlscheatedonbyEvan June 5, 2013

joyless asshole 

A person that is miserable and takes joy in others misery.

"The guy who watched me die in that game and then t-bagged me is a real joyless asshole"

joyless asshole by GD-Defined December 26, 2013

raunchy asshole

someones who's ass is crusty , rusty , hairy and unwashed for probably about 10 years

raunchy asshole

raunchy asshole by boston bobby March 17, 2014

Farm asshole 

You live on a farm and your ass hole looks like a pigs and a horses ass hole combined and there is hay stickin out its ass when it bends over and there's a donkey face on the ass hole

Hey does he have a farm asshole it sure looks like it and I see the hay

Farm asshole by Dshshgs September 7, 2016