Slimey david

A boy that has being through a lot on his own and basically wiped his own nose(slimey), he is always fun to be with and you can count on him but alone he has a lot on his mind and he keeps them to himself.

He acts like slimey david

by Bigslimeydavid June 18, 2020

David Henry

A tall smart, funny and handsome guy blessed in more ways than one 😉 If you come across a David Henry hold on tight cause he’s a rare soul to come by

*Guy walks in room*

Girl 1: Dammnnnn who’s that? 👀
Girl 2: I thinks it’s David Henry 😍

by November 23, 2021

David Bowie

A literal god. Better than Jesus. Perfectest of men. Absolutely flawless and extravagant.

Person 1: I like David Bowie
Person 2: marry me

by Fuck this why am I called that May 07, 2020

David’s Mom

The act of bending over David’s mother and blowing her back out with the boys and then go full bukkake.

Joe: yo! You wanna go see David’s mom?

Mark: More like rail David’s Mom

by Pimpdaddyslayer September 03, 2021

David Keenan

Peg legged monkey who's wank at fortnite

That David Keenan kid hum dings

by Nanjdog22 October 12, 2018

David Campoverde

Stupid fucking idiot retard. Actually likes have sex with poop. Loves Edna. Also loves Gio. Has sex with Jacob Wise and Gio. Same goes for Beth Davis. Is a stupid idiot retard. Also fucks Wayne Arnold. Only plays fortnite to impress Edna.

Ryan: Hey David Campoverde.
David: What?
Ryan: You are a stupid fucking idiot retard. Actually likes have sex with poop. Loves Edna. Also loves Gio. Has sex with Jacob Wise and Gio. Same goes for Beth Davis. Is a stupid idiot retard. Also fucks Wayne Arnold. Only plays fortnite to impress Edna.

by ShitAss123 October 27, 2019

david cameron

the former tory prime minister whose own ego caused the downfall of the united kingdom by gambling his country's fate so he could get a majority and then ran away when it inevitably all went up in flames.

also he shagged a pig.

fuck david cameron!

by tape6 December 14, 2019