A dry david is the opposite of a wet willy. It is when you stick your dry finger and insert it into someone's ear and twist.
by Sea Horse June 21, 2010
Get the Dry Davidmug. A local Lexington, KY celebrity who will only leave his room wearing a nice dress jacket and jeans. Drinks a lot of Bourbon and Coke and 50 cent beers. Also a huge fan of the shocker.
"You see that David McKeown over there by the bar?",
"Yeah. He only wished he could score as many girls as David McKeown."
"Yeah. He only wished he could score as many girls as David McKeown."
by B Workman November 8, 2008
Get the David McKeownmug. A tall smart, funny and handsome guy blessed in more ways than one 😉 If you come across a David Henry hold on tight cause he’s a rare soul to come by
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the David Henrymug. the former tory prime minister whose own ego caused the downfall of the united kingdom by gambling his country's fate so he could get a majority and then ran away when it inevitably all went up in flames.
also he shagged a pig.
also he shagged a pig.
by tape6 December 14, 2019
Get the david cameronmug. A tragic hero who, after accidently killed his father, travels the northeast states. Well known by people of those states.
by PointlessGuy January 1, 2009
Get the David Gregormug. HE HAS A REALLY REALLY TINY PENIS. WHEN HE GET ERECTION HIS PENIS ACTUALLY GOES INSIDE. HE CAN'T PEE. HE NEEDS VACUUM TO SUCK THE PEE OUT. HE GAY.
by DAVID SEXY MAN July 23, 2019
Get the NO DICK DAVIDmug. Davide Quaranta is used to indicate a person particularly good at playing Yu-Gi-Oh unlike a Francesco Degiovanni or a Valerio Ferlaino
by Matteo Salvini August 11, 2020
Get the Davide Quarantamug.