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Jacob

Jacob is a person who sucks at all video games especially fortnite, apex legends, Minecraft, and most of all fifa. He normally has a brother named Samuel who is equally bad at video games and thinks he knows everything but he doesn’t.
Jacob has never gotten a solo dub in fortnite.
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jacob wheatmen

Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jacob wheatmen or a josh McKee
by Marty ohera March 19, 2014
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Jacob Hupke

A dude that is immensely attractive to all genders. With a dick as good as his grades, Jacob is a once-in-a-lifetime being that all his friends and family should be grateful to for his mere presence. He also possesses the extraordinary gift of being able to speak in tongues
Blessed Johann Sathianathen and Dhruv Patel, pray for us; In the name of the Doug, the Jacob Hupke, and the Hurambe Spirit, amen
by Justin, the Tongues Speaker November 22, 2021
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Jacob

Selfish, narcissist bitch who blames all of his problems on other people
Jacob is the biggest bitch I ever met
by xxx_69_Stanky_69_xxx March 9, 2022
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Jacob

A serious dipshit who has no concept of a woman, tends to be a virgin until death. Frequently has anger autism outbreaks do to little man and small penis syndrome. Typically thinks he can rap and fight. Also tends to weigh under 100 pounds and have vigorous battle with winds. Looks all bone, no muscle. Sound cloud: jdnk (Know Who You Are)
that little faggot jacob cant hit a ball
by NRHS J DUNk April 16, 2019
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Jacob bilinski

by jacob bilinski September 24, 2016
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Jacob LeClair

Is a CHUD
Person one; Whos that CHUD over there?
Person Two; Oh... Thats Jacob LeClair
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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