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Dylan

You know you shouldn’t miss him but you do anyway. He’ll chat you up claiming that he loves you and only wants to be with you only to be seen with his amazing girlfriend (who deserves so much more) the next day. You’ll remember the good old days where you’d laugh and play and wish those days still existed. One day you’ll find out he cheated on you with your best friend and dump his ass immediately. He’ll leave town for 2 years only to come back to fuck up your life again. He’ll hold your hand during 1st period only to make out with his new girlfriend at lunch. One day you’ll look back and wonder “Why?”.
Dylan is a fuck boy.
Dylan is now a prostitute and visits his neighbour Susan every week.
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Being a Dylan is being in a state of such wealth that you only have time to do activities such as knitting group with the local grandmothers. youth group at the mormon church held in the largest building in town, and weekly soccer mom powerwalks around the mall.

This also includes (in some cases) having all the luck in the world, except with getting a girlfriend/boyfriend. Being Dylan is a widely used term, though many don’t understand the true meaning.
"Omg Stacy, I won the lottery and I am feeling SO Dylan right now!"

“Sorry Rebecca, I’m just a little too Dylan to be finger-painting with the choir nerds

“Being such a Dylan is great, but I don’t think i’ll ever find love”
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A massively inconsiderate arsehole with intolerable behaviour. He is that bitch in your group that you cannot stand. He is that one whore that you wished didn’t exist
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Mates with Craig Senna. Good F1 driver
Lauren: Dylan has a small cock
Craig Senna: I know right
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Ketty member licks assholes for £5
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Dylan James Lane Lee

Kinda like slender man, tall, white and with little to no distinguishing features.
Girl: He’s so cool, what’s his name?
Boy: he’s tall, white, and has no distinguishing features. He’s Dylan. He’s kinda a guy man too.

Girl: Dylan James Lane Lee??!? WOW
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Pack bigger dips then lane and can kick anyone ass
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