1, 2, Oatmeal

1, 2, Oatmeal is a song from german youtuber Mariofan888 Originally known as Eins, Zwei, Haferbrei (1, 2, Haferbrei) that got popular when it got over donated to SimpleFlips. It could also been spelled as One, Two, Oatmeal. The english translation is known to be really bad, to the point where its comedic. The recurring line, 1, 2, Oatmeal, makes more sense when you take that in German, 2 and Oatmeal rhyme Pronounced (eíns zweí ˈha:fɐbra͜i). It makes much more sense when its translated correctly, though.

Lyrics: in english.
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?

1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal

Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect

Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?

by doubbleprower2 January 4, 2021

playing 5 on 1

Jerking off. 5 fingers to 1 dick.

"I haven't had sex in a month so I've just been playing 5 on 1"

by Marsellus April 6, 2016

3 in 1 shampoo

A term used to mock christianity and the trinity, commonly used to say that christians worship three gods

A christian said they are monothiests, not with your 3 in 1 shampoo God

by Zakarya9797 June 21, 2023

1 n done

Going to the bar and getting a quick drink before going home or getting back to work. 1 and dones are followed by a 2 and through, 3 and flee, or a 4 and door, etc.. Anything after 4 and door is a full on party and you were just kidding yourself about "getting a quick drink".

1. Yo where you going for lunch? You down for a 1 n done?
2. Damn these folks at work stressin me out.. I may need a 1 n done before I go home.

by Tobeezy August 9, 2016

1 yard stare

Similar to the 1,000 yard stare that veterans acquire, the 1 yard stare is a trait that people that work in cubicles or open workspaces pick up as they will avoid noticing anything that is not on their computer monitor.

Dude, I just walked by Lindsay with a plate of donuts and she completely ignored me.

Doesn't surprise me. She is working on closing the accounts receivable for this quarter and has a bad case of the 1 yard stare.

by Deepthoughts March 9, 2011

1/3 hippie, 1/3 punk, 1/3 republican

It's a new-fresh way of thinking. Socially liberal, socially pissed-off, and fiscally conservative. F*ck off, but I love you, and I want government out of our lives as much as possible.

I'm the New Republican. That's how I doos it, in three parts; 1/3 hippie, 1/3 punk, 1/3 republican.

by MPCopeland June 18, 2011

see figure 1

In the high tech world means "fuck you" or "fuck off"

go to google.com and search for SEE FIGURE 1

by dsjr May 13, 2005