The way retards pronounce the name for the GP-5 gas mask (its supposed to be pronounced Jee Pee five). People who dont have know English as a first language, which are the only people who do this that aren't subhuman, may also pronounce it this way.
Only a western spy could do such a thing. Real slavs pronounce it right.
Only a western spy could do such a thing. Real slavs pronounce it right.
A retard: "Hey guys, I bought a 'Ghee Pee 5.'"
Me: "Its pronounced 'Jee pee five'. Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R."
Me: "Its pronounced 'Jee pee five'. Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R."
by Damnits August 11, 2019
Get the Ghee Pee 5mug. Pete "How do we get in the club, it's sold out"
Drew "Slip the bouncer a 5 finger larry. $20 should do"
Drew "Slip the bouncer a 5 finger larry. $20 should do"
by TheFinglonger May 15, 2020
Get the 5 Finger Larrymug. by Baconbitties December 17, 2016
Get the 5 Pipers Pipingmug. A Wendy's 4 For 5 is when you get two pairs of identical twins, where at least two of the females are named Wendy. You then get 5 men (usually of African American ethnicity), and each one of them takes turns urinating on the two females not named Wendy. The other two women touch themselves while these black men take turns pissing on their sisters.
by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023
Get the Wendy's 4 For 5mug. When a stranger approaches you for no apparent reason and almost immediately tells you their life story. Public transport, bars and queues are the most popular places for the 5 Minute Mate to be found. Often they will start with a casual comment relevant to the situation and progress very quickly leading to you knowing everything that ever happened to them in their life in 5 minutes. They'll walk away leaving you tired and confused but safe in the knowledge you just made another 5 Minute Mate.
"Oh my this bank queue doesn't seem to be getting any shorter."
Me: "I know, terrible isn't it..."
"I remember once being in a queue for an hour just to pay in a cheque and then I was late for a doctors appointment to see whether the mole on my back was malignant or not. Turns out it wasn't but actually on the same day I found out I had a VD, I just mentioned a pain when I was urinating, you know a passing comment...of course I confronted my wife. She denied it. I was hoping she had changed her ways but she'd been shagging the Insurance guy. Last time it was the man who fitted the cable. It's funny you know, I used to sell insurance. Now I sell carpet cleaners...anyway no cancer but I ended up at the VD clinic and divorced. She got the dog, I was upset but I was always a little allergic to the hairs. I have a cat now. Called him Byron after my twin brother who died when I was 7....." and so it goes on for 3 more minutes.
The 5 Minute Mate.
Me: "I know, terrible isn't it..."
"I remember once being in a queue for an hour just to pay in a cheque and then I was late for a doctors appointment to see whether the mole on my back was malignant or not. Turns out it wasn't but actually on the same day I found out I had a VD, I just mentioned a pain when I was urinating, you know a passing comment...of course I confronted my wife. She denied it. I was hoping she had changed her ways but she'd been shagging the Insurance guy. Last time it was the man who fitted the cable. It's funny you know, I used to sell insurance. Now I sell carpet cleaners...anyway no cancer but I ended up at the VD clinic and divorced. She got the dog, I was upset but I was always a little allergic to the hairs. I have a cat now. Called him Byron after my twin brother who died when I was 7....." and so it goes on for 3 more minutes.
The 5 Minute Mate.
by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013
Get the 5 Minute Matemug. by Jessica_ma_G December 1, 2020
Get the Fortnite season 5mug. by margrett allison September 4, 2022
Get the January 5, 2023mug.