Do I give a shit

No

Do i give a shit
No

by Slavic man May 23, 2021

Shit in the shed

An old saying, expressing great annoyance. Originates from the early 1800s, first used when individuals desperate for the toilet found the only lavatory to be engaged.

I'm already in here, find somewhere else! Shit in the shed!

by J_N_C August 5, 2014

Shit-ton

Not quite as much as a Fuk-ton, but way more than a Shit-load , making it mean a whole hell of a lot.

"Let's go out!"
"Can't, I've got a shit-ton of homework to do by tomorrow...."

by Goddesshottness August 25, 2016

Waleed shit

Refers to something VERY corny, stupid, and childish

“This is the most Waleed shit ever”

by stop playing pokemon 4 SHINY August 7, 2025

shit shakin

its a slang word for Im not scared..or im not shakin

john doe i wanna fiqht you...jane doe..aint shit shakin, but the leaves on the tress

by janell benboe April 18, 2010

Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.

#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.

by Pepsi max drinking white man June 14, 2010

Skittle Shits

When you poop out like 1000 little turds in one push.

Jeeese that tako bell really gave me Skittle Shits

by Deodorant Jack January 12, 2017