National Dick Sucking Day

September 17th

hey susan, it’s National Dick Sucking Day!!!

by davie1518 September 17, 2021

My dick

Something that is relatively large in size

My dick is so hard right now that it hurts!

by XX_GAYBOY2019_XX April 27, 2019

Dick face

When someone is being a jerk, another word is a dick face.

“You dick face!”

by City.girl.cruzin April 14, 2020

Dick Size

the size of your dick

ur mom: hey wanna have sex
you: sure

ur mom: what is your dick size
you: 2 inches
ur mom: that's tiny af

by MatthewMason January 3, 2022

Dick

A male reproductive organ that attracts gay/bisexual males as well — heteronormativity is real and it’s oppressive.

“Hey! You’re gay and I’m gay... may I play with your dick?”

“Of course you can! I used to think that only women were allowed to play with my penis, BUT NOW THAT I’VE REALISED THAT I’M GAY... MEN CAN TOO!!!! Who’s dying, really?”

by Elsa Buttersworth December 5, 2019

Dick Sluppers

A simple anagram of Duck Slippers, but sounds incredibly rude in a sexual context

They were gobbling them down a treat
Yes, a regular pair of dick sluppers

by Randall McNally III October 14, 2019

Grange Dick

When you drink expensive red wine and your dick is sore the next day

"man i got that Grange dick today"

by BigPhatRoundOne July 21, 2024