chinsey dick

cheap, MONEY-less arogant dick. . . job-less, livin' off others. . .jacks off way to much. . .

Hey babe, can u float me a 50? 'What a chinsey dick...time to move on from this broke ass!!! "For Sure, girl"

by anonymous January 29, 2022

Dick Cheese

Dick cheese is the old nasty leftover sperm in your foreskin.

Bro I just pulled my foreskin back and saw so much dick cheese I’m finna make a sandwich wit it

by Khachik=gay April 10, 2019

Dalmatian Dick

A penis with a bloch, large freckle, or discoloration on it from masterbation, hand jobs, or aggressive . The best perni are like the best dogs.

I knew it would be good sex cause he had a Dalmatian dick, he’s defiantly had it around the block.

by Penis lingo July 28, 2021

Dick-Band

The Dick-Band is a phenomenon in which a male individual who is wearing a belt, has the excess length of the belt draping/flopping around in front of his leg, almost as if to represent his self-proclaimed cock size for any and all to lay eyes upon and bow before.

Person 1: "Dude, remember in middle school when all the preps and jocks would tighten their belts and make the excess length hang down in front of their leg to show people their dick size? They all just walked around school sporting dick-bands like it was their jobs!"

Person 2: "What..?"

by JohnnyHopscotch69 August 10, 2023

Dick

A person that looks up dick in the urban dictionary

You are a dick

by f2f hfg October 5, 2017

Dick-thinker

Dick thinker is someone be lead on by man's sexual intercourse train of thought . . . . When that's not normal . . . Clearly . . . When they are thinking with their "dick"😹

Wow stop thinking with your dick . . . She is such a dick thinker. . . (For a female) . . . . . She shouldn't use her metaphorical dick-thinker so much

Travis said to kat

by PoTz& GiGlez April 24, 2020

Dick

this thing that hangs between guys legs

also someone who is rude and everyone hates them

person 1: hey, what's that between your legs?

person 2: oh, this? that's my dick

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person 1: god, Jason is so rude

person 2: yeah he's a real dick

by wisdompanel October 5, 2021