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shit-capture

When a large enough crowd of lower quality people enter a space and start shitting it up until all the talented and / or experienced people leave from the stink, thus creating an unearned monopoly on the space for themselves. Proven a highly successful strategy to take over and destroy what remained of the West's modern intellectual, technological, and social landscapes.
I used to work in the AAA games industry until millennials came of age and shit-captured it. Now it's just midwits and diversity hires producing buggy, soulless, politically-correct shovelware.
by sddenayrb March 22, 2025
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shits gizzle

you know the shits gizzle.. when something is just too rad
hey yo that party last week was the shits gizzle!
by mamabanlilred March 6, 2021
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Beer shit

If one has ever drank beer, a very unpleasant aftermath will likely be realised: the "beer shits." This is when we urgently need to relieve ourselves of watery, smelly feces after a night of beer drinking.

This phenomenon affects both heavy and light drinkers and usually hits us 1-2 hours after waking up from a night of drinking. It's widely believed that all beer can cause beer shits, but the severity of the experience depends on how much and what kind of beer we drank. To measure this, some people use the equation "bs=b-q," where "bs" is the severity of the beer shit, "b" is the amount of beer we consumed (up to 6 hours maximum), and "q" is the quality of the beer, measured in local currency units The higher the "bs," the worse the beer shit.

However, this equation is not to be taken too seriously because most people agree that beer shits are always worse if Budweiser is involved. The pain of waiting to unload a beer shit is considered one of the most excruciating experiences, even more so than some of the most brutal medieval torture methods (although this may only apply to the most severe cases). It's the kind of situation where even the most macho male students will run out of the classroom and into the bathroom, ignoring the fact that their actions will cause later humiliation.

Despite the many negative effects of beer on our bodies, the worst side effect is undoubtedly the beer shits.
Person A: Beer is abhorrent shit to drink in my opinion.
Person B: why the fuck would you drink your beer shit?
by thisisdemoralizing37 February 26, 2023
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Shit talking

Shit talking is often confused with the study of talking behind people’s backs but what many won’t know it is the quantum leap between the bridge of wisdom and the spiders nest that hates the ideas of many great minds
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This is what shit talking is
by Procrastamatrix mk 2 May 18, 2018
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Shit

Have you played that shit level Avernus
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shit shock

the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit
I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.

-that fucking pillock did it again!
by retarded_parrot November 27, 2017
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Piece of shit

Someone who posts a persons name on urban dictionary then writes a 5 paragraph essay of them in the description
by Sub to Red Cultist April 1, 2024
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