mega huge sweet ass salary

$200k+ per year

I'm praying to god that I get offered a mega huge sweet ass salary after my interview tomorrow

by motown1 July 9, 2020

Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.

Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.

by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010

I kick so much ass

Truth in its purest form.

I kick so much ass. You know it to be true.

by Squeed March 10, 2005

National slap girls ass day

It is not on April 7 and well it's actually not a holiday at all so lol

"Yo I'm a fukboy and want to slap an ass today"

"To bad there's No national slap girls ass day"

by YourBoyTW April 8, 2017

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

A heavy stick with the Union Tools logo on it, used for ass hwoopin'. These sticks are commonly found in the back of Volvo Wagons AKA Tanks.

Yo, nucker you best step back fo' I bust out the Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick and beat you down...What What!?!

by Tyler O'Conner What? October 5, 2003

cunt ass mother fucking bullshit

Its your mom

WOW SHE GIVES ALOT OF CUNT ASS MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT

by cookie DUUUUUUUUUDE July 21, 2017

National Grab some Ass Day

On this day October 2nd of every year you shall slap, grab, touch, stroke, any 2 girls booty. This is a day that will be looked forwarded to and missed. If you go over the limit you shall be disqualified for the rest of your life from this national holiday

It’s National Grab some ass Day so let’s slap some booty.

by Jdonkeydick October 2, 2018