Shit a brick

The art of shitting a brick after anal sex.

Tom wants to do anal tonight. I'll shit a brick for days after...

by Milf33 May 06, 2025

shit a brick

Similarly to shitting stones, shitting bricks, shitting rocks, shitting a brick is when you are terrified, it can be a joking tone or a serious tone although it's mainly a joking tone.

On another serious note I actually shit what seemed to be a brick just a few minutes ago, it was shaped as a block and it inspired me to write this.

My guy, I just shit a brick after taking that incredibly hard test
I just shit a brick and afterwards I felt so good I almost became high
I just shit a brick and it looked like a Poneglyph from one piece

by Greatneil80 November 29, 2022

Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 01, 2024

Having your shit together

Being a G

Having your shit together -

"dudes got his shit together "

by Kahnroye December 07, 2017

think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)

Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*

by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024

Not shit ass hoe

Savanna Michelle Zotter- the 8 lb 4 oz absolute NOTHING ASS TRICK. Pathetic excuse for a human much less a parent.

That not shit ass hoe ain’t worth her weight (and she can’t afford to lose another ounce), so in other words THAT HOE AINT WORTH A PENNY. Pussy big around as a cave n smell musty just like one. Doesn’t give a fuck about her kids, just wants a good ass fucking and then your dick shoved down her throat before her gape even has a chance to close. Straight up gutter slut. Ass to Mouth is her absolute favorite.

by Daddy2you January 13, 2024

Screen door shit

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 09, 2021