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Diabolical Shit Taker

Julie Easton is a diabolical shit taker this 5’2” 120lb woman can plug any toliet even NASA’s.
“ The diabolical shit taker has done it again somebody call Beacon it’s freakin plugged.”
by LADYRUU February 8, 2024
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Shit & Shorts

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
by anonymous April 5, 2023
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three tiered shit dyke

A "three tiered shit dyke" is a group of 3 people growing more insufferable each person, commonly creating chaos and unfairness around them.
Hey man I need some god damn help I'm caught in the middle of a three tiered shit dyke
by Dickfrigate April 6, 2023
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Gone into the shit house

Definition 1: Going to the restroom (usually referring to a outhouse)

Definition 2: Having lost or losing control of one’s self discipline
“Gone into the shit house” is defined as having lost or losing control of one’s self discipline

The term is used in the 1980s film Smokey And The Bandit 2. Little Enos and Big Enos are characters in the film.

(Little Enos) There’s one thing bothers us, we heard talk of the Bandit slippin.

(Big Enos) Uh “gone into the shithouse” is the exact phrase we heard.
by The Snowman April 7, 2023
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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
by anonymous April 8, 2023
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Jack shits

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey
I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits
by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023
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cat shit one

Cat shit one is the best anime and manga ever created. Better than everything else.
Person1: Naruto solos mid piece
Person2: cat shit one solos. Other animes are mid.
by Verticaldinglenutquantum April 10, 2023
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