shining shit

When your shit is really shiny!!

Bob: URRRGH!
Billy:What the fuck is that!?!
Bob: it's my shining shit
Billy:wow !!!

by TOM THE SEXY BAAAAAASTARD!! July 18, 2016

shit monke

no

ur a shit monke

by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021

shit skittle

The act of having colored shit

Honey after I ate those cookies I got a shit skittle

by SWS meds November 8, 2020

shit jamer

A gaywad who likes taking dick in the ass and gargling penis on an average basis of Saturday Monday Friday in New Year's Eve on special and holiday events of a socializing and getting dick for money

Boy Kevin Costner Siri is a shit Jamer

by Machen Huckaby December 17, 2019

took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.

Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

by Chopogringo May 18, 2021

dumb as shit

referring to any organism that can move and is also very stupid

Me: that guy is dumb as shit
That guy: :(

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020