I farted in the group

something to use when you’re texting your friends on a group chat and fart

me: yo guys guess what
amy: what
Kylie: what
me: I farted in the group

by HehejwiwoaoaoOzkkNklLaoaiwiieu May 27, 2020

I want to sauce that

A phrase wherein one states their desire to cum all over a person or nody part or inanimate object

Oh yo I want to sauce that bitch tonight (he said in front of his friends while staring into the mirror at his own reflection)

by CostcoMembersOnly April 7, 2021

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Therefore I Am

THE best song from Billie Eilish's second album, Happier Than Ever.

I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.

Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel March 28, 2024

I:

The face you make when you are watching a Pyrocynical video

This post was made by the m14 gang

Hey how did you like the new Pyrocynical video?

I:

by ANTSANTS December 17, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025