suicidal shit

When you take a shit that is so fucking bad it makes you wanna commit suicide.

Man that was one hell of a suicidal shit it was that bad.

by Niggtoni October 16, 2020

Luke Rockhold Shit

Dropping you hand after throwing a jab from southpaw and getting fed left hooks repeatedly.

Hym "Joe says that Izzy should have won that fight but he's full of shit because Izzy was doing that Luke Rockhold Shit. He'd switch into southpaw, throw a jab, eat a left hook over and over again. That's exactly how Bisping beat Rockhold. Landed more significant strikes for that reason. The solution to that Luke Rockhold Shit is stepping outside of the lead left (from southpaw) and throwing a hook of your own because in the southpaw matchup the person whose foot is on the outside has the cleaner shot (according to a boxing analyst). Joe know more about fighting than I do but he's wrong and I'm right. And the judges agree with me."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Floopy Shits

A prank in which you fill a bucket with a diseased animal’s shit (preferably a goat or horse) and dump it on your friend, screaming “floopy shits”!

“Tyreek is gonna smell hella bad when we pull ole floopy shits on him”

by Jj McWeiner December 1, 2017

wingstop shits

The horrible, gut wrenching, shower curtain gripping shits that come out 2 hours after eating wingstop, the ones that make your pants, socks and shirt come off.

"ava help me I have the wingstop shits"
ava: "IM PRAYIN FOR U BIG DAWG"

by Bootylicker3005 November 25, 2023

Shit tits

A pair of tits with gigantic areolas that are basically the full diameter of the titties themselves. Bonus points if the areolas are brown.

I was stoked to finally get her in bed, just to find out she's got shit tits. Fuckin mad disappointment man

by skids-n-shids February 24, 2022

the shits

1) Where you take a shit, and it turns out to be molten lava made of fecal matter.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.

Def. 1:
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!

by blarghinatelazer April 12, 2015

shit

SHIT IS THE MOST BEUTIFL THING IN THE WORLD IF I COULD MARRY YOUR SHIT I WOULD WHETHER ITS DIARRHEA OR PERFECTLY IN ONE LOG! I WILL MARRY YOUR SHIT. SHIT IS LIKE REFERING TO SOMEONE BEUTIFUL OR PRETTY SO U COULD SAY "WOW HE IS SO SHITTY" OR "DAMN THAT GIRL BE LOOKIN MIGHTY SHIT" WE LOVE SHIT!

omg...shes so...shitty ☺️😫😀😤

by SchoolDropOut101 January 21, 2023