a good landing is when you survive

a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

guy: ok nice landing, flaps up
other guy: ok gear up
guy:NO!!!!!!! FUCK!
other guy: YOU SAID GEAR UP!!!
guy: I SAID FLAP, NOT GEAR!! !!!
(part 2)
a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

by onionlight November 26, 2021

do you charumba?

do you get high?

I've got some diesel. Do you charumba?

by Smoke weed March 23, 2014

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019

I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

You

Adj.
A person who will definitely fail in life

You are so dead

by Pandajia March 7, 2021

are you sure

When your son has an interesting day and you're particularly VERY skeptical for no reason and your wife is super strong

-I had a pretty interesting day
-Are you sure?
-Guess who's finally getting his powers?
-Are you sure?
-Threw a trash bag into space at work
-Are you sure?
-Pretty sure
-Are you sure?
-For sure!
-That's great son, just great. Are you sure?
-Pretty sure, threw a trashbag into spa-
-Are you sure?
-Pretty su-
-Are you sure?
-SEA SALT! I NEED Y-
-Are you sure?

Your wife repeatedly hits your foot with hers under the dinner table and that creates an explosion large enough to level the entirety of Chicago to rubbles. But are you sure this happened? Are you sure?

by perOxiNOsleep May 31, 2025

That's an opinion that you have

So you do have a 'you have to get angry over my kids mandate!' We can all just say the opposite of everything else (ad infinitum) until I say 'Nah you gotta get angry about my thing and get the fucking infection out of my head.'

Hym "See! You ARE demanding that I help you torture people in the name of your kids you fuck. Regardless of whether or not the women fuck (which they aren't) and regardless of whether or not you're all fucking bigots. It's more 'but what about muh kids' and when I say the fucking opposite like you have been doing to me for 2 years straight and say 'what about me?' It's someone doesn't render the point moot. The hostage taking isn't a fucking reaction, it's the status quo. And nobody told me that you own my fucking soul from birth and that I have to help you protect your kids regardless of whether or not you fucks do anything for me and then one of your retard pedo hunter goes off all half cocked and gets THE WRONG FUCKING GUY AND A 12-13 YEAR OLD... Ope, well we own your mind now too. ALSO AD INFINITUM. No. That's an opinion that you have and my anger is reserved for my thing until you pay the fucking protection fee bitch. KATON: RACKETEERING REFLECTION NO JUTSU!!!"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025