National kiss your crush

National kiss your crush day, 9th November. You are supposed to kiss your crush, show your crush this.
- Yo, have you kissed your crush yet?

- No why would I?

- It's national kiss your crush day
by iDunno1245 November 08, 2019
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This day, is a day in which if u sau "Păli esti gay" he nas to suck youre dick
If you are a girl goodluck
This day balls on october 16
Rares: Pali azi e National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day. Asa ca Pali e gay
Palimaru: Off acm trebe sa iti sug pula. *ii suge pula lui Rares*
by Bianca Spanu 💕 October 15, 2019
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your teal

Someone who chased you around a public bathroom trying to face paint you as SpongeBob causing you to piss your pants while they attempt to climb up a stall door
NO I DONT WANNA BE SPONGEBOB!!!
AHHHHHHHHH

Who’s your teal person?
by The420microwave August 26, 2023
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give your friend a hug day

A day where give your friend dalal a big hug to make her feel loved.. And less depressed.
Boy and girl : look it's ___

Boy#2:so...?
Boy and girl:we need to give her a hug it's national give your friend a hug day
Boy#2: OK then let's go
by Dalolypop October 21, 2019
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YOUR Children

Zere not YOUR children... Zere OUR children...
Hym "Yeah, see, but you're not communist about YOUR children... You're communist about children in general. Look at Matt's little Catholic dwarf conniption fit over the drag queens. Are they subjecting your kids to sex, Matt? Or are they subjecting your kids to men dressed like clown-women? Because I don't think of sex when I see drag queens Matt. You know what I though the last time I saw a drag queen? I thought 'Is that Ru Paul's drag race?... Oh, yup. That's still coming out with episodes?' And then I went outside and ate some gummy worms and had a cigarette. And I didn't think about drag queens again until now. Your kids are home schooled. So the kids you're talking about aren't even yours! I mean, coming from a guy who obsesses over the idea of other people imposing their worldview on his kids, you sure do like imposing your worldview on other people's kids. And in the form of jailing drag queens no less! That's nuts! You're a fucking nut job! You know, you guys didn't seem this crazy back in 2017. This got very dystopian very quickly."
by Hym Iam January 07, 2023
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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
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