i see a peng girl then i pose

WHEN YOU SEE A GOOD LOOKING GIRL AND YOU TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD

mANS nOT HOt maNs cAN NeVer BE hOt I SEE A PENG GIRL THEN I POSE

by hARrINig yOUrmOuF November 8, 2017

like I was like

A declaration of intent to express one's state of mind. Spoken by people with a limited vocabulary.

Like I was like OMG!

by d3qu April 19, 2018

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

I can’t fucking sing

When you can’t do something you’re normally good at

“Hey how was practice yesterday”
“It was alright but I can’t fucking sing with my kicks”

by YeLover6000 April 30, 2025

I

Loving you…
I will always do…
This is a guarantee…
My love for you only grows…
Yes, even those days i stomp…
YOU are my one!!!
The one who has my heart!
The one who has me lost for words…
The one who makes my knee shake…

The one I want to hear my words…
The one I want to hold me near…
The one I want to hold so tight…
As I say I love you always every night
And make sure the bed bugs bite

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 1, 2023

sksk and i oop-

something used when vsco bitches drop their hyrdro

“Sksksk and i oop- i just dropped my hydro flask sksksk”

by iliketheseabutimnotvsco January 13, 2020

I can see when im not wanted

When someone does not feel appriciated in a friend group so leaves, this often occurs in xbox party's

"I can see when im not wanted"
*leaves party*

by WildWillez December 13, 2020