Shit

It’s something that you leave in the toilet

Every time I take a shit I fear that the shit will take me

by ProfessionalShittaker May 31, 2018

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Shit

Shit!

by ShitHappensJustBecauseIShit November 24, 2016

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shit fuck titty cock

An individual who shits when he fucks, loves titties and has a cock of any size.

Wow, he’s a real shit fuck titty cock.

by KingDoucheCanoe January 29, 2018

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shit factor

N. The opposite of an "it factor". The undefinable quality that makes some one unlikable.

Ben Affleck's shit factor is off the charts

by JoeStizzy March 11, 2017

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Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.

#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.

by Pepsi max drinking white man June 14, 2010

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When you recently recover from rocket thrusting diarrhea, barely having your asshole intact (almost needing rectal replacement therapy), acting like it wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.. Very common to incorrectly use this phrase to describe a mild drinking session but exaggerating it like was the most you've drank in your life.

Romero: You trying to go out tn?
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN

by ViolinistMikeHunt September 5, 2023

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