Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.

Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.

by Arakdiel April 28, 2023

explosive shit

a really big amount of shit coming out of your anus, so big that it burns.

I'm about to take a explosive shit after eating Chipotle.

by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023

Shit

The giant brown thing sitting in your pants right now

"bro, I just took a shit"
"pretty cool dude, can I eat it?"

by Lo-Sir May 3, 2023

Finians Shit

Finians shit is classified as an illegal atomic weapon capable of nuclear disasters that could cause global destruction when unshackled from his anus and therefore under NATO’s Weapons Of Mass Destruction Article 2005 perceived as a paramount war crime

“Holy Finians-Shit you did not just say tht sister”

“That jar of pickles was the bomb it was truly Finians Shit”
“RIP Jesus , bro was the Finians Shit of Religion”

by PensionerBooty1675 May 3, 2023

Onion Shit

When the shit smells so foul that you legit start crying buttass naked ona toilet

Bro I just came back from an onion shit... Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy

by bigman2fat May 3, 2023

Annoying Little Shit

That one annoying ass person/friend you have who doesn't shut the fuck up.

Hey, (INSERT BITCH NAME) is an annoying little shit

by Goofy ass motherfucker May 5, 2023

shit

Shit is the majority of people including you.

I hate you, shit!

by I haaaaaate yooouuuuuuuu! May 6, 2023