Shit Minute

As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.

Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes

by ItsNorth April 11, 2020

Piece of shit

Someone that never comes through when they say they are

Sophie said she was gonna come by but like always she is a piece of shit

by Biggttee October 4, 2022

Shit the bed

To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.

"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 7, 2022

No Shit

When someone states the obvious and you're amazed at their stupidity

Dan: Omg, did you know the Earth is far away from the Sun????

Susan: Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

by FryDom December 15, 2018

i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck

Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME

by Zraco January 3, 2020

Shit, guy.

90's Toronto slang rooted in suburban BIPOC Carribean and Gino culture meaning that's too bad or as an exclamation

Pronounced "shit giyee"

Example 1
My car broke down
Shit, guy.

Example 2
Shit, guy; Maryam's looking goooood.

by Tee.Tee.Cee. January 11, 2022

Shit interception

When someone has intercepted an enemy's shit.

The sneaky girl ended up getting back the shit she had been trying to give someone else after the shit interception. It was about getting even.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020