Pickle Shit Faced

When you wake up from a night of drinking in a pickle and your still plastered so you drink your responsibilities away

Guy 1: dude I work in 2 hours and I’m still hammered
Guy 2: who cares let’s get pickle shit faced

by Toolbox123 December 7, 2017

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Shit-Faced

When your eating your girlfriends pussy and she farts.

I got shit-faced last night.

by Zjman July 5, 2018

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eat shit 22

IT MEANS GET AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN, BECAUSE YOUR UPSETTING ME A LOT

YOU NEED TO GO VERY FAR AWAY FROM ME AND MAKE IT SOON BUDDY, SO EAT SHIT 22

by MOTHERGOOSE-918 December 21, 2013

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Wax Shit

When you take a shit and you have a clean wipe.

I took my first dump in my new house and I had a clean wipe! Friends reply, a Wax Shit! That's awesome, it means good luck!

by Uncletoad May 21, 2024

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People who attract the worst. In a call centre this would imply people who get the worst calls and yet resolve them. All of us have seen people like these at call centres, soon as they are back from a holiday, the calls start getting bad.

John was a shit magnet, his managers wanted him though.

by forgive1 December 20, 2021

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Shit-For-Brains

Used as an insult to a person, after doing something dumb.

Guy 1: YO, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, WHAT GODDAMN COLOR IS THIS?? HUH?? YOU FUCKING BLIND MOTHERFUCKER, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, COMING HERE AND SHITTING IN MY MAILBOX, PLAYING MY GODDAMN VIDEO GAMES?? YOU'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT COLORS, YOU DUMB FORESKIN.

Guy 2: STOP YELLING AT ME

by TheNerdCrusader May 28, 2022

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