by tdhdrgsrgsergs February 9, 2019

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?
Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?
Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

This text is mainly for people who saw your text but just want to make you mad even more when they know they saw your text.
“My bad I didn’t see this. I fell asleep” why say you didn’t see it when you could have just replied to the text other than that message. It makes you feel neglected don’t it? They don’t give a shit about you. So hurt. Lol. Fuck them.
by Getcoded May 10, 2021

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.
Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!
Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!
Federico: I love you!
Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!
Federico: I love you!
by TatisJunior August 17, 2022

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"
by botlybe August 1, 2024

by Psssuuuuu December 24, 2022
