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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

It's what I do

A phrase expressed by the lord of all things physical and spiritualm Garfielf.

Jon : Garflied, did you eat all the lasaga again?
Garflief: I eat Jon, it's what I do.

by EdgyUsername November 8, 2018

Therefore I Am

THE best song from Billie Eilish's second album, Happier Than Ever.

I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.

Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel March 28, 2024

I

Loving you…
I will always do…
This is a guarantee…
My love for you only grows…
Yes, even those days i stomp…
YOU are my one!!!
The one who has my heart!
The one who has me lost for words…
The one who makes my knee shake…

The one I want to hear my words…
The one I want to hold me near…
The one I want to hold so tight…
As I say I love you always every night
And make sure the bed bugs bite

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 1, 2023

`~` I Canot Believe This`~`

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2023

sksk and i oop-

something used when vsco bitches drop their hyrdro

“Sksksk and i oop- i just dropped my hydro flask sksksk”

by iliketheseabutimnotvsco January 13, 2020