All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

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The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025

One day, I am gonna grow wings

Originating from the song “Let Down” by Radiohead, this phrase can be interpreted in different ways. In mid-May of 2025, the phrase went viral due to its various interpretations. Some say it can represent death, while others say it represents freedom. It could also mean finally being happy, or finally growing. It all depends on what you think/interpret it.

Radiohead: “One day, I am gonna grow wings, a chemical reaction: hysterical and useless…”

by httpslies June 29, 2025

I Reckon it is Suppose

Long, southern way to say the phrase “I guess.”

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna go to the Mexican restaurant later?
Guy 2: I Reckon it is Suppose
Guy 1: What?

by CaptainSivDad April 29, 2021

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

i know you know we know

If the world is ending youll come over r?

I know you know we know weren't meant for each and its fine

by Unknown,just because. September 12, 2020

I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up

A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.

Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.

by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 6, 2022