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Your Mom 

Usually an insult, when people try to be cool or just don't feel like answering a queston.
Random person: Hey, what are we doing today in English?
Me: Your mom.

Someone: Omg, that bug was HUGE!
ME: Your MOM'S huge..hahahaa.

or even

Someone: I had McDonald's last night, what'd you have?
Me: Your mom.

Your Mom by Hayleeee November 29, 2007

your bald headed granny 

instead of the un-so popular your mom insult.
person one- yer mom!
person two- yer DAD!
person one- yeah?!
person two- YEAH!
person one- well, your bald headed granny!!
person two- ooooh, burnnn.

Your Helen Keller 

A specific person you know that you purposely put boxes in front of so they trip and fall over them.
Person 1: Sometimes I place cats and shoes in front of my mom. So, when she gets up to walk, she trips on them. Haha, it's funny, I know, and it's probably not very nice, but she is MY Helen Keller.

Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*

Your mom 

Common comeback used by people who know they have been beaten and are looking for a quick out on the conversation.
Man 1- Your gay and nobody likes you

Man 2- Yeah wel...YOUR MOM!
Your mom by Me Me Me 1234 January 13, 2009

Your Bizzare Adventure 

Your Bizzare Adventure, mostly known as YBA is a RPG/Fighter styled game which is mainly based on JoJo.
Its currently on the ROBLOX site.
Created by UzuKee, the most retarded owner ever.
Person: Do you know when Your Bizzare Adventure's owner is gonna start working on the game and releasing great updates including stand balances and new custom stands?
Moderator/staff member: Robux

Your perception of 

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.
Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.