The act of ejaculating directly into both open eyeballs of your sexual partner, rendering them temporarily blind. The glaze is the man cum and the windows are your eyes 𓂀
by MPH//0003 April 28, 2023
Get the Double Glazed Windowsmug. The worst operating system in the world.
It is only popular, becauase it was good until Windows 8 came out, software support and because it is preinstalled on most PCs.
It is only popular, becauase it was good until Windows 8 came out, software support and because it is preinstalled on most PCs.
by Octopus1348 July 11, 2022
Get the Windowsmug. 1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware
2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.
3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.
4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.
5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)
6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.
7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth
8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.
3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.
4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.
5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)
6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.
7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth
8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."
2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."
3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."
2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."
3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
by this websites devs suck ass September 27, 2024
Get the Windows 11mug. by outlet eater 69 January 16, 2019
Get the doo doo windowmug. A new challenge where you take a picture or video of your hand on a frosted or fogged up window. You see how long you can hold your hand on the window.
by Charleec March 1, 2016
Get the cold window challengemug. 
by RandomKid97 March 29, 2015
Get the window drapingmug.