Two Buck Tip

When someone stretches another's balls from behind and shoves them in their own arsehole and then pulls them back out.

When I passing through Minneapolis I met a wildcat who pulled my nutsack up behind me and shoved my balls in my ass then pulled them out again. I thought it only reasonable to tip her one dollar per ball, hence I gave her a "two buck tip."

by captainbumhole September 27, 2008

Two finger smidge

When two fingers is all you need. Used as a measurement.

I'll take a double.
You mean a two finger smidge?

by Jessi-rose September 2, 2021

Two tusk fuck

Double Penetration

The girl wanted a two tusk fuck that is taking dick from her boyfriend and his friend at the same time.

by Ev_Diesel April 19, 2015

Oklahoma Two Sack

When two people are having sex and both wear a sack on their heads.

That bitch was so ugly I put a bag on my head in case her’s fell off! We call that the Oklahoma Two Sack!

by @paulester9 May 7, 2019

Two-Wheels Danny

A squeaky voiced dumbshit that is like Adam Sandler in Water Boy that races Lawnmowers on a daily basis and is still struggling through puberty at the age of 69

Look at Two-Wheels Danny ridin that mower nigga ass.

by PinkPussyTom May 20, 2016

Intertransgendercessionental boogalou for two

A mutual and unreciprocable forfeiture of ones "gender unbefitting ones birth sex" between two people while dancing.

If attempting to write down your sexual preference while doing the Intertransgendercessionental boogalou for two, make sure to use a pencil, so that the line may be moved as needed.

by RichardofPotato November 14, 2021

Two Stall Shuffle

The act of pooping in a public restroom and realizing that the stall you are in is out of toilet paper. You then proceed to pull your pants up and shift awkwardly to the stall next to the one you were in, so you can then clean up after your poop

Guy 1: Man you were in the bathroom for a long time!
Guy 2: Yeah, I had to do a two stall shuffle while I was in there

by SamJak69 August 6, 2016