two-bob spot

A wet spot seen on the exterior of a man's trousers after he has urinated but not adequately shaken or wiped his penis, leading to an after-pee soiling of the nearby clothing. The size of the spot usually being reminiscent of a two-shilling, or "two-bob" coin used in pre-decimalised Australia and UK.

Hey Knackers, did you forget to give your cock a good shake after your snakes hiss? You've got a cracking two-bob spot on the front of your dacks there.

by clemstar January 13, 2016

Two inches and a skip

Meaning very close to something. Said by slightly autistic people.

We are two inches and a skip away from starting debate!

No

by Pasquelle September 17, 2016

Two finger smidge

When two fingers is all you need. Used as a measurement.

I'll take a double.
You mean a two finger smidge?

by Jessi-rose September 2, 2021

Two Buck Tip

When someone stretches another's balls from behind and shoves them in their own arsehole and then pulls them back out.

When I passing through Minneapolis I met a wildcat who pulled my nutsack up behind me and shoved my balls in my ass then pulled them out again. I thought it only reasonable to tip her one dollar per ball, hence I gave her a "two buck tip."

by captainbumhole September 27, 2008

Whitey-two-shoes

Any prominent white person, but usually an academic or lefty, who shames and publicly lectures ordinary white people about “white privilege,” often while taking advantage of their own position of privilege to do so.

How dare that Beverly Hills whitey-two-shoes come out here to University of Arkansas to talk down to white students about racism.

by Rabbarousa September 30, 2018

two pretty bestfriends

something that doesn’t exist

person A: have you ever seen two pretty bestfriends?
person B: I ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends

by caca poopoo pp January 23, 2021

Just take two.

When you're not sure what the exact dosage of a drug is.

"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
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"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."

by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 20, 2020