rain turtle

Rain turtle comes from a native american ceremony where they would collect rocks, form a turtle out of them and then pee on it to prevent rain.

Oh man its going to rain, we better make a rain turtle and the rocks better be just right.

by Hoplite January 20, 2005

Tottle

tottle: to leave. or tottles, as in goodbye.

"well i must tottle."
"okay buddy, tottles"

by The Gimp's Sleeping March 13, 2009

Turtle

Short for Awkward Turtle.
To feel uncomfortable

A: I wonder what is going on through John's head
B: I dunno, I didnt know he was like that..
'John walks up'
John: Hey guys whats up
A & B: Woow, fucking turtle...

by Wuz Like December 18, 2008

turtle dovin'

Kinda like the opposite of a turtle head in the world of doodoo... turtle dovin' is sneaking a finger into the butthole.

Make a little lovin'... a little turtle dovin' on the Mason Dixin Line.

by Englebert Humperdink 420 June 17, 2020

Volcanic Turtle

A freaking moron who likes Turtles but does not really like Turtles. This person is a queer and is obessed with Urbandisctionary.com. Has problems with his brain and likes to love himself, because he has noone else.

That freaking Volcanic turtle is a bitch!

by TridenT March 26, 2005

mud turtle

A slang term to describe a poop.

"Gotta get home quick, ive got a mud turtle trying to get out".

by fromthecurtain September 24, 2011

turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

by Joe February 11, 2003