Stuffed turkey

Stuffing hand burgers up the ass as a resolution to obesity.

Man 1: Damn bro, sick cuts! What kinda diet you doing fam?

Man 2: Just been on the stuffed turkey diet!

by Candyforhandy January 26, 2019

Turkey-O

A person who lacks the will, motivation, desire, and/or ability to cook. They then resort to purchasing unhealthy fast food for every meal of their lives. The outcome of such life impacts their health and physical appearance resembling a thanksgiving turkey and the circle shape.

I can’t eat out again, I don’t want to turn into a Turkey-O.

by RealTalksHurtYourEgo July 17, 2020

Turkey.

A passed around freak bitch , this word is likely used in Baltimore

Aye dummy that lor bitch ah “turkey.”

by tae from da avenue January 25, 2022

Lincoln Turkey

The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.

Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?

Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.

by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023

Warm turkey

Aka room temp turkey, microwaved turkey. Opposite of cold turkey. When you try to get addicted to something all at once.

I'm doing warm turkey heroin

by Booturkey February 10, 2024

Turkey Trunk

When you stick your chode in the thanks giving turkey and using your own ingredients as the stuffing.

My Grandmother doesn't like the turkey trunk

by Finner451 May 16, 2016

Turkey day

Turkey day is where we celebrate the turkey joy

Turkey is the best thing ever

What do you mean

TURKEY DAY

by Typicalxbbyyy May 3, 2020