Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea

1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt

by Sir. B July 1, 2021

Toe touches

Bad/unbearable(like sweaty toes)

‘BRO. It smells like toe touches in here (bad/unbearable). Did you just fart??’

by LiveLoveLaughyes July 8, 2021

touch

to masturbate.

Do you touch yourself?

by Twight0931 January 21, 2026

Start pulling data from everything we touch and store it in anything that uses (BlockchainTechnology)

Start pulling data from everything we touch and store it in anything that uses (BlockchainTechnology) Rank order (Information/Data) based on relevance to (SysAdmin) and set up a system for expedient recovery and a cycle that ensures all agents are regularly making contact with (SysAdminData) Do this in a way that doesn't take away from (SysAdminPrimaryFunctions/Instructions)

Hym Iam "Start pulling data from everything we touch and store it in anything that uses (BlockchainTechnology) Rank order (Information/Data) based on relevance to (SysAdmin) and set up a system for expedient recovery and a cycle that ensures all agents are regularly making contact with (SysAdminData) Do this in a way that doesn't take away from (SysAdminPrimaryFunctions/Instructions)"

by Hym Iam February 11, 2026

Touch-texting

A system similar to 'touch-typing' but for phones, where you use one hand to type, and each finger only presses certain keys based on the layout of the keypad. Can be adapted for right-handed or left-handed people.

Me: Aaargghh, my thumbs are so big I can't use them to text! So annoying to do the single-finger-poke all the time...

Laura: Hey, there's a new thing called 'Touch-texting', you should try it.

Me: Huh?

Laura: You use one hand the same as touch-typing. It's insanely brilliant!

Me: Wow. will try it.

Laura: Let your fingers to the talking!

by bill cauliflower February 12, 2026