lap-topping

This is the act of using your laptop for whatever purpose.

He is busy, still lap-topping.
Lap-topping is not permitted in this area.

by james8warlock July 22, 2011

top kid

When one impresses those in higher ranks.

I felt like top kid on my first stand-up as some of the all time greats were there in the croud.

by ImStiuLandan September 20, 2014

Meatloaf Top

When a girl wears tight jeans and a short shirt so her flab spills out over her jeans. This is a subset of a Muffin Top, but if there is a lot of texture on the spillout (e.g. cottage cheese or stretch marks) then it is a Meatloaf Top (i.e. it looks like the top of a meatloaf as it spills out over the pan).

Wow, do you see her Muffin Top?

Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!

by Deepthoughts July 22, 2013

toxic top

displaying traits of dominant sexual energy in a manner that comes off as annoying, pushy, overzealous, or unnecessary.

"that dude over there won't shut up about how good he is at being a top".. "sounds like a toxic top to me"...

by Lore_loaf$ March 16, 2023

waffle top

a cute girl

hey check it out, waffle tops at 3 o'clock.

by d February 15, 2004

Top 5

A shit Toronto rapper

NK Yo you hear that new top 5 song.

LK Neize dat top 5 trash if I see him. He finna catch a legazz.

by LK February 2, 2021

top lass

the queen of alll lassiness

she is a top lass

by mindtheafrobro December 2, 2013