two-bob spot

A wet spot seen on the exterior of a man's trousers after he has urinated but not adequately shaken or wiped his penis, leading to an after-pee soiling of the nearby clothing. The size of the spot usually being reminiscent of a two-shilling, or "two-bob" coin used in pre-decimalised Australia and UK.

Hey Knackers, did you forget to give your cock a good shake after your snakes hiss? You've got a cracking two-bob spot on the front of your dacks there.

by clemstar November 10, 2015

two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.

"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay

by ohhistevie April 07, 2018

Two-toned Tony

When the head of the penis is lighter than the bottom half of the penis.

Girl 1:I heard Johnny had a two-toned tony

by Two-toned tiny December 09, 2020

Two Tube Transfer

When having a threesome and the guy is ready to nut, he nuts half of his load in one person, clenches and deliver the second half of his nut to the other person.

Omg! Jonathan is so talented, he was fucking me and my girlfriend when he did a two tube transfer!

by batnuts December 01, 2019

Two finger smidge

When two fingers is all you need. Used as a measurement.

I'll take a double.
You mean a two finger smidge?

by Jessi-rose September 03, 2021

Two way sundae

When 2 buddies having a 3 - some with a female and one of the buddies takes a puff from a joint and blows it into the vagina and the other buddy inhales the rest of the smoke from the vagina

Bro Keagan and i had the best Two way sundae with hottest chic ever on Saturday night

by The sundae guy September 05, 2022

Two persian cats

This is a term for when your being groomed by Colleen Ballinger

"the only thing I've ever groomed are my two persian cats"

by legallawsuit July 03, 2023