Tony

Commonly used name in a group of friends as “toooooony” overly enthusiastic and exaggerated

Hey where’s Tony?

Who’s Tony?
Oh sorry I meant tooooony

by Og midnight extreme December 20, 2020

Tony

Your average typical older, middle aged, often balding, overweight, male blue collar worker often seen bitching at people for not following his social norms. Often has extreme road rage and loves quoting Red Forman from that 70's Show and idolizes Al Bundy from Married With Children. Will go to great lengths to source out who adjusted the thermostat in the house and calls the cops when the neighbors are "too damn loud" at 11:01 pm to make a noise complaint.

Is basically the male equivalent of a Karen.

Tony: "I ordered the in-house Dilly bars, not these pre-packaged dog shit ones you get from your warehouse. I want the in-house ones or to speak to your manager!"

Staff member: "Hey boss, we've got ourselves a Tony in the drive-thru that wants to see you."

Manager: "FML"

by Steenbean June 1, 2020

tony

toilet paper. Tony is a noun and a thing but not a person’s name in the context of toilet paper. As something more personal though, we piss and shit all over tony. We cry our tears into tony and tony can make our lives hell by leaving us the quarter sheet for the clean up of a three coil spoiler. In essence tony can be trusted unless tony’s pillowy softness is breached. Sometimes tony hurts our buts. But for that pain tony is both a blessing and curse.

I’m worried about fights caused by the lack of tony on the grocery store shelves.

by lmodium March 28, 2022

Tony

Can handle the most spoiled, extra woman with complete ease. Mesmerizes her with his man meat. Is a guru in bed, causing his woman to have multiple orgasms.. Has a magic cock.

"

"Give me that Tony" "He gives me the Tony" "Oh hes got that Tony touch"

by Sweet 🍒🐝 Bee July 28, 2020

Nationaler-Toni-und-Luca-müssen-zusammen-kommen-Tag

Dieser Tag ist festgelegt als der Tag, an dem Antonia Seidel und Luca Monster zusammen kommen müssen. Das ist auch so festgelegt und lässt sich nicht umgehen.

Da kann ich nicht. Da ist Nationaler-Toni-und-Luca-müssen-zusammen-kommen-Tag

by MonsterL April 16, 2022

Tony

Your gay friend's alter ego.

Tony: Yeah I do aeronautics engineering
Girl: Spit in my mouth.

by TonyTimms March 10, 2022

Tony zhou

A fat asian kid that always have a bad mood, masterbate to much. And like to farm alot.

Oh Hi it is Tony zhou !

by Aristotle is my friend January 6, 2022