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Math Stands For mental abuse towards humans
Math is awful for the human brain
by Gibby Fckn dies June 30, 2019
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The living hell you'll ever face and witness. You will suffer daily amounts of torture, knowing you'll fail the task at hand. Once you do you'll pity and rage but realize you're pretty unintelligent so you just rip your test apart.
"Dude we have math test."
"WHAT?!"
"Why are you surprised? You'll fail anyways."
"No, I'm just surprised that we have it today and I actually studied for it."
"Who the hell are you and what did you do to my friend."
by son I'm gae December 8, 2017
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Vedic Math

The ancient, mystical art of claiming math was invented by your ancestors without doing the math of actually reading the Vedas. Popular among pseudo-historians and WhatsApp scholars, it's a misinterpretation of a book by Bharati Krishna Tirtha, who himself admitted his formulas aren't Vedic but just catchy branding.
Example 1:
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.

Taglines:

"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
by Cipher Nomad December 4, 2024
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Miami Math

The uncanny arithmetic of life in Miami: finding yourself in the right place at the wrong time, or the wrong place at the right time, where luck, chaos, and destiny are always working the same equation.
Miami Math is ending up at a party you weren’t invited to, and meeting someone who changes your life.
by G2evera August 11, 2025
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Bronx math

bronx math is ghetto and all the kids in there gon turn out to be strippers. they suck mad dick
nyah: yooo i fucking hate bronx math

minaj: bitch me too let’s drop out
by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020
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Sparx Maths

A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.
Mark:*Checks in on me while I'm doing sparx maths and finds me hanging from a rope*
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Math

Person 1: Ugh i hate math
Person 2: Yeah its mental abuse to humanity
by handle587645678942986724386928 October 13, 2020
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