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Book

Usually the thing people read when their either bored or it’s a “hobby”
James: Hey dude have you read the Harry Potter books yet?

Mark: What’s a Harry Potter, I play video games
by BIGBOIIIIIIIIII August 14, 2018
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Book

A nice friend who has an elegant, two-tone cover.
Book! Donut said we have to fill these jetpacks with fuel, but I can't find any!
by EdisonCatAnimates March 12, 2025
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Book smasher

Oh, she is such a book smasher she never wants to have fun
by Theaquaman1 March 8, 2016
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Book

a collection of paper that most people get shamed for liking
by ARoundBox December 13, 2021
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No Look You Better Book

This is when a beta male ask out a fine girl and she is so embarrassed that she turns away and does not even acknowledge your existence. At this point you better start Booking it out the room to lessing the embarrasment between both parties.
I asked her to prom and she just looked away and laughed, I knew the rule of NLYBB (no look you better book) and ran out the room. I will live to see another day.
by Eugene with fadora May 7, 2018
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book

cover of pages with words.
Marker, TPOT 5: "Here, read this book."
by hydorus shui October 3, 2023
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Book of Dong

Our Scarra, who art in heaven, dognitas be thy name, thy donger come, thy dong be done, in LoL as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bowflex, and forgive us of our #heimermechanics, as we forgive those who #heimermechanic against us, and lead us not into FrankerZ, but deliver us from Odee.

Praise the Lord and everlasting Scarra, praise his son Qtpie, our savior, and praise the holy dong, it flows through us all and gives us life. For without the dong, man would not have conquered the bowflex, and the world would be lost to FrankerZ.

At the table, Qtpie took the bread, gave thanks and said "take this all of you, this is my body, it has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me." When supper was finished, Qtpie took the cup, gave thanks and said, "take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me."

And when Qtpie looked upon summoners rift and, behold, it was corrupt; for the FrankerZ had corrupted his way on the rift.

(Book of Dong 6:12)

And Qtpie said to Scarra, "The end of all minions is to come before me; for the rift is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the dong."

(Book of Dong 6:13)

And so Scarra said that it was to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, so Qtpie gathered up all of the dongers, FrankerZs and bowflexes, and he build himself a great ship, an arc, and it was where he would save dognitas from the calamity.
Holy fuck I love the Book of Dong. It's great!
by theFreddy99 June 25, 2017
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