Opening a Can of Bruce Lee

A term for someone who is going to kick someone's ass so hard it is indescribable without a person with whom is all powerful.
Copyright of EPrime and NOT CloudAsylum. Too bad, Cloud ^_^

"Dude that guy just stole my girl, I'm gonna be opening a can of Bruce Lee on him!"

by EPrimeTV August 30, 2013

Open a can of Bruce Lee

To deliver a violent, unrecoverable verbal-smackdown.

Don't mess with Ethan. He'll open a can of Bruce Lee so quick you'll only be able to sit there like a defeated sack of potatoes.

by Mama Cíta April 16, 2015

Reverse Lee Harvey Oswald

Shooting someone in a window while outside on the ground/in a car.

Dude 1: Did you hear about that drive by shooting the other day? This guy was just looking out his window, admiring the view, when someone drove up and shot him dead.

Dude 2: Yeah man. That dude got totally Reverse Lee Harvey Oswald'd

by XtRedChaos March 2, 2018

kathy lee pee pee

Referance to kathy Lee's male organ.
A funny way to define a female with male genitals.

That chick touched me with her Kathy Lee Pee Pee.

by somedeadguy March 26, 2007

Major Lee "Apollo" Adama

One of the main characters in the wonderful television show Battlestar Galactica who is the CAG (commander of the air group) of said ship. The actor who plays him is so beautiful that viewing him on screen sometimes causes Bamberitis. While currently married to Lt. Dualla, AKA Dee, there is a huge fan following for a relationship between him and Captain Kara "Starbuck" Thrace. In fact, in the original series aired in the 70's, Starbuck was played by a man. Apparently the two pilots had a sexual vibe despite both being men, as seen in the copious amounts of slash fanfiction. This may have led to Starbuck's gender change.

"Oh, Lee, Lee!" - Captain Kara Thrace to Gaius Baltar during sex while imagining Major Lee "Apollo" Adama

by flyonagumdrop December 14, 2008

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

A decent show on Cartoon Network. Juniper Lee fights to protect her hometown and citizens both human and magical from evil beings. She is "the chosen one", and her family and a talking Scottish puppy give her help and support she needs. It is vastly different from anything else on CN, so despite the lack of more interesting scripts, it fills a void created by the absence of other realistically animated, family friendly shows. It is also very respectful to minorities.

"I like The Life and Times of Juniper Lee. It has some annoying characters and storylines, not to mention a horrid theme song, but good Disney-like animation, light-hearted humour and family themes make it watchable. We haven't seen something like this on Cartoon Network for too long."

by BKMorris October 16, 2006

Washington-Lee High School

Located in prosperous Northern Virginia, Washington-Lee High School or W-L (NOT W&L) is one of three public high school in Arlington County. It consistently is the highest ranked high school in Arlington in academics, diversity (economically and racially), and sports. One of the top schools in the entire state of Virginia, Washington-Lee has graduated many famous alumni including Sandra Bullock and Reggie Harrison. Its students are kind, smart, and dedicated, especially when compared to the crack-addicted rich douches from Yorktown High School and the depressed, lazy idiots from Wakefield High School. W-L is the only high school in the region to have the IB or International Baccalaureate program and sends many of its seniors to top level schools like UVA and the members of the Ivy League. Whoever trashes W-L, most likely Yorktown students, are simply jealous that they did not get the chance to receive a great education and have nothing else to do with their lives because daddy stopped paying for everything.

Person 1: I go to Washington-Lee High School, where do you go to school?
Person 2: Yorktown, where we are retarded and have nothing else to do with our lives but pop Xans and spend daddy's money
Person 1: Oh that's too bad. I am really enjoying school and will go far in life.

by general2016 May 14, 2018