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Google

A cool awesome web thing where you can things up
I used google to look up what monkeys mean
by Maritzaaaaaaaagames February 22, 2018
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Google Person

A person, either male or female that think they know it all. They act like they have all the information when in reality is not. So they are Google persons, a sarcastic description of a know-it-all. Mostly talking without being asked.
Guy 1: Hey how can I do this?

Guy 2: Gee, I'm not sure, but lets find out.

Google Person: (out of nowhere) Hey you have to do this... and then do that.

Guy 1: Ok, We didn't asked you.
by gar-123 April 16, 2014
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Uncle Google

The moniker for the all-knowing search engine Google, as it is also known as "Mbah Google" or "Eyang Google" (both meaning "Grandpa Google") in Indonesian
When I have a random question about anything, I just ask Uncle Google and get my answers in seconds!
by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025
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smoking google

Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!
by vinaysmells April 4, 2022
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Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.
Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021
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Google second

The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.
Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.

Did take a Google second to prove that?
by Laverna's profit February 28, 2018
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