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slam chop

Like a slam piece but WAY BIGGER. This is a man or woman that you would typically not even DREAM about having sex with but after several drinks becomes VERY appealing.
Lakin: Girl , that dudes looking good about now.
Sarah: Are you blind? He's huge.
Lakin: Yep, he's about to be my slam chop!
by HankWeed April 29, 2020
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Tesla Chop

Like Slug Bug, but with Tesla and a cool karate chop action. If you chop someone and it is not a Tesla, that is a premate chopulation and the defending party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.
We were on a road trip and she Tesla Chopped me 17 times.
by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021
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Dick chopping

Wow, did you hear about Tobey's dick chopping? Guess he's done dealing with kids.
by AbsolutelyNotEilish December 16, 2020
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valid chop

a sturdy clean cut chop. One may say “damn you sneaky got a valid chop G”. A good looking hair piece that the is appealing to the naked eye. But you must be valid to possess the nick name “Valid Chop”
Yo Z Rat lowkey got a valid chop no kiz!
Samay has an unvalid chop
by King of Valid Chop March 20, 2022
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chop shot

When you take a small perci bowl of weed, followed in quick succession with a shot of any 80 proof liquor (40% or higher)
lets do a chop shot
want a chop shot
I love chop shots

chop shots fuck me up
by SWED December 27, 2014
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chopped salad

chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully
Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm
by sun-fluh February 22, 2021
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Pork chop

In the old southern USA, it meant something to do with a vagina. The reason I guess this is that Memphis Minnie sang a song called 'I'm selling my pork chops (but I'm giving my gravy away)'. She often sang songs about prostitution (Can I do it for you?, Down in the Alley, Kissing in the dark). No Idea what she meant by 'gravy', but for sure it will be related.
'I'm selling my pork chops (but I'm giving my gravy away)'
by Jom6 August 6, 2017
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