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Straight-Cut Timber 

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.
I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

Straight TikTok 

Straight TikTok is the mainstream TikTokers who first made the app popular by sharing dance videos and shirtless thirst traps. Or in simple terms, straight tiktok is like your math grade, so bad not even god can help you
Hey, did you see the new video of that shirtless guy doing a thirst trap?
Yes...we both are on straight tiktok then

Straight up petroleum 

What you say when something is superior. A play off of the saying โ€œthatโ€™s gasโ€, with petroleum being a pure natural gas.
Dude, that song was gas, straight up petroleum!

straight cheese curding 

when something is highly valuable or another phrase for bussin
this bank is straight cheese curding.
the food is straight cheese curding

Straight hair gang 

The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.
Guy 1: โ€˜Lad itโ€™s dead in here yeno.โ€™
Guy 2: โ€˜Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.โ€™

Straight Facts 

Hayden Dales, with all seriousness and truth, legally loves his girlfriend - Quinn Horn - more!!
Straight Facts!

Oh yeah.... I love you more!

That reminds me of Hayden Dales because he loves his girlfriend more and it is in the dictionary (filled with only facts)