speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

skeeft

The past tense of the word skeef.

Evan skeeft my rice crispy treat.

The man had skeeft at least 10 banks in his lifetime.

by skeefter June 16, 2010

Speech Class

A required high school class were you seperate yourself from the rest of the class in a seperate computer room with your partner and hear things behind you (such as footsteps and bridgettes).

"How was speech class?"

"Ugh, I kept hearing things."

by gariddy May 13, 2010

speed bump

The slight chubby/semi boner one can get when getting a private lap dance from a stripper.

Stripper: "Ooooh you got a little speed bump there... you mind moving that?"

Dude "......"

by bb101214 July 23, 2010

sheefer

the head of a beer. The last couple sips of beer in a can. When it's a tad warm.

=---Dude, pour your fucking sheefer out man, it's gross.
--- Let's combine the sheefers and make the pledge drink it!!

by xsfcsknj August 27, 2010

Speed Turtle

An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.

Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.

John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.

by True Canadian2010 September 9, 2010