rainbow shoes

Shoes that you can wear to a pride parade

Person 1: nice rainbow shoes
Person 2: thanks
Person 3: faggot

by Whigger164 August 3, 2016

Shoes

Shoes- shoes r- well.. the houses/ beds for your feet, shoes can come in many forms because- humans like to overcomplicate things...

Shoes are for your feet- to hide your feet, cause there is no such thing as pretty feet ( sorry for those who love there feet or have a foot fetish ) you know what feet are so ugly we invented a second layer to hide them- socks.

Your feet: ” im cold and everyone is staring at me”

You: “no problem one second...”

* put on socks *

You: “ no wait your not hidden enough you can still se the shape of your feet”

- adds shoes -

You : “ Perfect “ 👌🏻

by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019

Shoe gaze

To sit in your basement and sniff your own farts and sometimes shit if you shart

Yo where’s Derek?

He’s down in the basement. Don’t go down there, he’s high doing a shoe gaze.

by King Kong crab cock January 22, 2022

the egg in the shoe

A term for when someone is to put on their shoe and feeling a egg underneath their foot. Often a cooked egg. A raw one if you wanna be extra mean.

«I felt something wet under my foot Bob!!»

«That must have been the egg in the shoe Bernt»

by Minlio August 2, 2020

Shoes

Something that you wear on your feet.

Ouuu theses shoes feel nice like sketchers memory foam

by Red90 March 10, 2019

Big Shoes / Ayex

A nice little fellow,,,hu tao main,,,funky fresh,,IDK HELP

“Oh shit it’s Big Shoes / Ayex”

“Oh frfr? Is he playing Hu tao?”

“No he’s crying?”

by xiao xiao March 2, 2022

Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.

The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021