Google second

The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.

Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.

Did take a Google second to prove that?

by Laverna's profit February 28, 2018

sesquaple-second-cousin

Sesquaple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and seven great-grandparents in common.

My sesquaple-second-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022

Doge-second

A mesurent of time used by wow doges. Around sixty-nine seconds long. Doges measure time weirdly.

one doge-second later, he came back

by Sorbate September 21, 2020

Seven second warrior

A term used to describe a guy who doesn't last long in bed

Girl A: So I slept with Joe last night
Girl B: OMG how was he?
Girl A: He be a seven second warrior

by Hentacle January 9, 2020

Second Season Syndrome

Second Season Syndrome comes the week or few days before the playoffs (also known as second season) in major sports, especially when the media coverage starts to become more prominent. It's when fans get so excited and over anxious and start to go a little crazy, and can't wait till game day. It is something only true sports fans experience, as they are extremely loyal fans to their favorite sports teams.

It's Thursday and Second Season Syndrome is starting to kick in.

by Shley Diddy January 15, 2011

Second Hand Gayness

when a gay male shows affection to a straight male even though he knows he is as straight as a pole.

John: that gay man just winked at me
Jeremy: bro thats second hand gayness

by anonymous March 29, 2021

quadruple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.

Quadruple-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024