Ripped dick

Going in raw while she is dry and while pulling out it causes a tearing feeling on your dick.

"Why is he walking around like that?."
"I heard he got ripped dick."

by BadBunny420 August 23, 2018

ripped windsock

This happens after climax, when the penis is laying to the side, flaccid. It has lost the "wind" in it's sock. Ripped windsock.

I can't get this ripped windsock up for round two.

by Skinanbones April 02, 2016

Rip dog

When you are ready to really go after it, alternative to fully sending it.

Hey man, let’s do out and rip dog tonight!

by Ghostfacekilla18 March 04, 2023

Rip an iffy

Ripping an iffy refers to trying to push out a fart while you know there is a chance that it could be shit. To rip an iffy is to embrace uncertainty in your attempt to pass gas. As such, the situation is “iffy”.

I had a tummy ache so I tried to rip an iffy and shit my pants.

by oldsexinjury April 16, 2022

ripped drifter

1. Ripped as in well defined muscles like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

2. A Drifter is one who breaks the traction limit to the rear tires while turning to achieve a faster entry speed and exit speed.

Wow, look at that ripped drifer of that Nissan 240sx! Fuck I hope he does a mono!

by Cecile D. Miller June 27, 2005

The Double Lip Rip

When a person with braces goes down on another woman, a third person kicks the woman with braces in the back of the head thus shredding the womans genitals and causing bleeding. Then the kicker uses the blood to lubrcate the asshole of the bleeding woman for anal sex.

Tina: Why is Jamie walking so wierd?

Jack: Me and Jennifer gave her the double lip rip last night.

by Ifuckdeadcats June 30, 2019

Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.

man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome

by tacklezzz April 20, 2024