red purple pussy

A haggard and torn up vagina.

I was tearin it up til the bitch was bout to squirt, when i left that fuckin bitch with a red purple pussy!

by Pablo Straight March 29, 2009

sparkley purple zebra

A sparkley purple zebra is a nickname used to describe a woman who is beautiful, intelligent, awesome and who can always make your day. more often than not a " Vanessa" will be refered to as a sparkley purple zebra, just like a vanessa, sparkley purple zebras can be very hard to come by and should be cherished and loved.

She is my sparkley purple zebra

by Bestmetalheadfriend May 1, 2011

purple link syndrome

The results (purple links i.e. already visited) that google shows after searching up for something without finding it, and you look for it yet one more time!

short: PLS

software developer 1: can't find the solution to XYZ problem
software developer 2: did you check on google ?
software developer 3: so much that i have a purple link syndrome now !

by r_king July 21, 2014

Purple Fire Hydrant

Noun- A bruised dick

The girl gave me a purple fire hydrant!

by ShrekOnion69 December 15, 2014

Bob The Purple Cow

The biggest Asshole on the planet

Fred: Do see that guy over there?
George: Yeah, it's Bob The Purple Cow

by hamturkey May 16, 2017

Purple love muscle

A guy with a very veiny penis.

Last night, Liam sent me a picture of his purple love muscle.

by l3x017 October 24, 2019

Wisconsin purple grimace

An instance in which blunt force trauma is exerted through the phallus and scrotal region and into the perineum resulting in sub dermal hemorrhaging in the shape of grimace ( the mcdonalds mascot)

Hey bro did you hear what happened to todd at the party last night ?

Yea bro, his girl caught him cheating and she gave him a wisconsin purple grimace.

by Therein December 11, 2020