Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs
by punnytummy October 12, 2018
Get the google professional mug.A boring-but-necessary bit of drudgery that must be performed every so often on your Facebook and other online "this is me and my life" pages, to ferret out and delete any derogatory/offensive/useless content that a few lazy-a** hoodlums with excessively-temperish personalities (and an unwillingness to merely talk to you directly/privately if they have a gripe with you about something, instead of just splashing their whimpery B.S. all over your profile's comments-section) and/or way too much time on their hands have posted there, so that other viewers of your profiles will not get any wrong ideas about you (i.e., incorrectly think that whatever is being complained about regarding you is actually valid, invalidly assume that you approve of and/or welcome less-than-decent-or-positive material, etc.).
I have to laboriously perform a periodic profile-purging for my Facebook and Tagged account-pages every few months, but I find it worthwhile, since most people whom I befriend online tell me that they like what they see in my profiles, and no doubt this is largely because I try to keep them "clean and pristine" so that viewers are not offended as they scroll down the pages.
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Get the la profe mug.The title of a movie about a College professor who has an ego named Buddy Love & has a family who loves eating a huge load of food.
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Get the Nutty Professor mug.court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.
see also: couch professor
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"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying
"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying
"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
by throwstones January 25, 2021
Get the blacktop professor mug.The act of enriching ones business or self by manipulating shoppers though virtue signaling. Currently being employed by many major food companies, and liberal politicians who then funnel money to their friend's and/or family's businesses.
1). What did BLM spend all of their virtue profits on last summer? Where did all that money go? 2). Ilhan Omar's husband virtue profited from both of her campaigns. 3). Look at all the food and clothing companies virtue profiting by claiming to understand the struggles of minorities.
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